Kids say:

"Mom, when you hold a kitty you don't hold it close with your hand on it's butt, you hold it on it's back, like a human baby." - Cash

"Why did that old man go rolling home?  Maybe he didn't have a car." - Cash

"Hey mom, Goldie Blocks..."
"I'm sorry, Goldie Blocks?"
"Yeah, mom, Goldie Blocks...."

"Move your freakin' elbow!" - Presley