Funny things my kids say

Jan. 13, '12

"Mom, can I pick up a whole chair, now?"
"I don't know Cash, can you?"
"I just had a vitamin treat, so now I am super duper strong!"

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Jan. 7, '12
‎"Pres, do you want to go for a drive?" -dad
"no, i'n too busy. .... Is mom gonna go too?"
"yeah"
"okay, I not too busy."

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Cash and Pres - Jan 6, '12
‎"Cashie, you gonna go out and kill bad guys?" - Pres
"Yeah, I am. And you better not come with me, or they might punch you."
"I not gonna go, cause they might punch me. Right in the face."

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Christmas 2011
I'm getting spoiled up!! - Cash

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Dec. 23, '11
Cash - "hey Presley, lets race cars, and if I win you have to piss in my cup."
Dad - "WHAT?"
Cash - "it's the piston cup, so she has to piss in my cup"

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Dec. 20, '11
‎"Christmas isn't about surprising, it's about believing." -Cash

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Dec. 16, '11
‎'Farts that make noises don't stink. But farts that don't make noise really do stink.' -Cash

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Dec. 11, '11
‎"I'n Rapunzel, Cashie's Flynn Rider, Dad's Pascal, and you're mother. Mother goggle." - Presley to me

"I papercutted my thumb, and it will never heal. i want Jesus here to heal it." -Cash

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Dec. 10, '11
I want some hot chocolate, Fwench fwies, and a dwink. - Presley

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Dec. 2, '11
Coleman - "Pres, are you Rapunzel?" --- "yup!"
"are you Tiana?" --- "yup!"
"are you Belle?" --- "yup!"
"are you Ariel?" --- "no Ariel is Cash's girlfriend.


‎"I found chocolate! Daisy you can't have any because then you will eat a seizure and it will hurt your brain and stuff." - Cash to the dog

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Nov. 16, '11
mom when i grow up make me a kid, okay? because i like being a kid. - Cash

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Nov. 14, '11
‎"Mom, if you get naked by yourself, and you're not in the tub, then that's against the law." - Cash

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Nov. 4, '11
very upset for an hour... "Finn Lyder cut off Punzel's hair! Dad...why Finn Lyder cut off Punzel's hair?!?" - Presley

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Oct. 29, '11
‎"Where's your head" -- "here" -- "where's your bellybutton?" -- "here" -- "Where's your boobies?" -- -- -- "uh, I didn't have any boobies." - Convo between myself and Presley

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Oct. 21, '11
‎"I want to watch the people of walmart again, it is so funny!" - Cash